Oops! The Embarrassment Adventures of Muah!

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1 st story

The other day I was cleaning out some items to add to my in-law's yard sale when Jeff picked up a pin and handed it to me. He said, "Why do you have a flag of France pin?" I looked at it and said, "What? I wear that on the Fourth of July and Memorial day. It's not a flag of France pin! It is just a red white and blue pin I found in my grandmother's old things when she passed away." (In fact Austin had worn it for the 4th!) He turned to the computer did a quick google search and indeed, it WAS a flag of France! LOL! So here I had been wearing a flag of France on our national USA holidays for YEARS! Oops!

2nd story
The other day I went to a mommy play date hosted by a lady from our church. It was in her back yard and there were no chairs, so I sat in the grass cross-legged most of the time. The other women did as well. After I got home, I went to the bathroom and noticed that my shorts we ripped a good 8 inches directly in the wrong area! And it wasn't a clean seam! So I knew it wasn't a rip from bending over. Besides they are pretty stretchy shorts. I had pulled them out of the clean clothing I had just washed in a huge hurry to leave. So I didn't notice the tear. Oops!

The only thing I could think of was that Oreo, brat of a dog, chewed the hole! So, I have NO idea if anyone saw, but I can bet someone did! So embarrassing and that is what I get for being in a hurry!

Why share these stories? Because we should always be able to laugh at ourselves! And I sure have a lot of laughable moments! Anyone have any embarrassing moments and are brave enough to share them? Post them! I love a good laugh!


Kortney said...

The French flag thing absolutely cracks me up!! "These colors don't run!"

Holly said...

Love, love, LOVE those stories! You always know how to make me smile, Mandy! :-)

Mandy2qt said...

I just think, how one girl be so retarded? Now really, there has to BE a limit to my stupidity! But, alas, it appears I am a bottomless pit of brainlessness. Sad, but true and I figure someone should benefit from my lack of knowledge in some, minor way. I can at least contribute to society in one meaningful way. It is my duty as a Frenchman.